Saturday, October 4, 2008

Lap dancers, Coke, potato chips, fleas!

So we know ...

... Coke can kill sperm and even the AIDS virus.

... dog fleas jump higher than cat fleas.

... anything that can be tangled will get tangled.

... we'll eat stale chips if we think they are crunchy.

... lap dancers make more money when they are most fertile.

I'll leave it to someone else to ask whether or not U.S. taxpayer money went to any of this research!

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